M’alright, thanks. Just, you know. Being Slightly.
Right, right still tryin’a convince the town we’re not really us?
Am I that bad a person?
Hey, it’s like endorphins or something. I get… ansty if I don’t burn off all the energy. Oh yeah, Terk, you’re sooo fat. Oh my god, I could for ice cream right now, but I’m saving all my diet breaking for thanks giving. His dad grounded him, but he seems okay. Texts me an apology everyday only to be ignored. You’re welcome. Hey it’s a great idea! I gave one to Trevor freshman year. Maybe you’re right, I need to hang out with normal people again.
Yeah I think an overly excited and hyper pink reindeer is enough for me to handle. Anything more added to that and I might just have to hit the deck. Oh shut up you know what I mean, I’m not on a super diet like all the others and yest some how I still fit into that skirt. I swear it’s some of miracle voodoo or some shit like that. Whaaaat? Princess is diet breaking soon? Well I better get a camera ‘cause I have to see that! Wow, that sucks but glad he’s okay I guess but texting an apology every day? I probably don’t wanna know. That wasn’ really a thank you Kir but thanks! Okay, yeah great idea for the top dog in town but not exactly for Marshall, he knows I’m weird enough. Maybe for his birthday or something but not Christmas. C’mon Kira of all nut jobs in Walterton do you really think you can find a normal person?
No of course not. Hey, I’d have to be a mutant to enjoy three hours of intense cardio training a day. You were stunning, I mean you got Eric’s attention. That’s a big deal as he’s practically A-sexual lately. Okay, so hand mades out. I was always a fan of a coupon book of sexual favours.
And there ya have it folks. But seriously, any one crazy enough can do that much cardio but to enjoy it? I have no idea what’s going on in that head of yours to actually enjoy it but hey, what does this fatass know? My couch and a nice bowl of banana ice cream or a huge burger is my cardio! I hadn’t seen him in awhile, hope he’s okay but I did turn a few heads that night and may or may not have used some of that on a date with Marshall. A coupon book? Really? I can’t even imagine his face if I handed one of those to him! You’ve been around Mad and Chase too long haven’t you.
Well it might be a star, but I’m a Queen. No I’m okay, I think I like being the original and only, it makes me genetically far more important than my “copies”. And you looked stunning, so quit your complaining as I’m an artist. Because I have powers of persuasion that you can’t refuse? I get it. Have you thought of making him something?
And no one messes with her majesty. *smirks* Genetically more important? I would ask if that’s even possible but then again *gestures to you* here you are. I look like two and a half more hours than I ever looked like in my life and yes you do have a deadly power of persuasion. Are you crazy? I failed arts and crafts when I was like 3 years old, I pick up even a piece of paper and it attacks me with paper cuts. So that’s out the window but I don’t wanna do anything cheesy either…This is why, I hate the winter….
What do you mean trying? I am taking over the world. I am not a man, in fact if I was anymore of a girl I’d be a new breed of female. Oh my god, leave Charles ding dong out of this. [Kira rolled her eyes.] Don’t give yourself an aneurisym, letting me spice up your wardrobe with some colour would be a lovely present. Marshal is easy to shop for, boys don’t require all that much thought. Just get him a boy present!
See? Right there and the poor sun has no clue. *laughs* I think that has been achieved already Kira, but feel free to make copies just remember nothing compares to the original. I let you doll me up once and that has already effected my way of getting up in the morning I mean look at me! *flips her hair dramatically over her shoulder* I swear I have no idea why I joined your cheer team..I know a lot of boy presents I can get him but I just…I guess I don’t wanna get him that kind of stuff…Am I making sense?